Kad sāc saņemt "Labdien!" no kaimiņu bērniem un atļaujies izteikt savas domas 13 gadus veciem jefiņiem, kuri jautā pēc cigaretes, jūties vecs. Vismaz tā jūtos es.
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Signs You're Finally a Grown-Up:
Oh, so that's what a good cabernet tastes like.
You are so friggin' ready to vote you can taste metal.
Seven hours of uninterrupted sleep is more valuable than staying up late with the Vivid girls.
You feel almost no desire to get any current athlete's autograph.
You smell that new-car smell. In a vehicle that belongs to you.
You think about sock color.
While you enjoy the lust factor, uberhotties like Britney, Paris, and Jessica ultimately repel you because they're so vacuous you expect oxygen masks to drop from the ceiling when they open their mouths.
But that Angelina Jolie? Anytime, anyplace.
Free beer no longer motivates you to help a buddy move his furniture. You do it because you know you'll laugh for most of the day, even if it sucks.
You suddenly realize that your dad was right.
Yelling at teens in the neighborhood to stop speeding.
High school/college/any reunions.
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